1. AAA’s Tipsy Tow

    cracked:

    Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you.

    Be safe and Happy New Year!

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        who drink/party this new year!
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        THATS SO HANDY! lol jk What drinking? im playing boardgames mothafucka.
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        spread this along folks!
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